Author Archives: Craig S. List

About Craig S. List

Craig S. List is the name assigned to the new writers we try out. Most are found on Craigs List and similar sites and aren't the most best with wordses and stuff. We hope to one day find a few better staff writers as Po and Nucklehead are slack ass mofuggers that only got the job because of personal relations on the board of directors. So far though, no such luck. To date we've tried out 6 and all have either gone AWOL after a few posts or we're shitcanned after reading the first paragraph. Partially for humours sake we actually use a few of the posts they've written and partially to share with the world my frustrations as editor ;) J. Jonah Jimmyson

Asian Girl – Tattoos and Dildo

Posted on October 26, 2011 by Craig S. List |

I find Cherry Chen can either look fairly cute or very bad ass. This is her here and any Asian girl with tattoos and a dildo can look pretty ji che. Like here I wouldn’t want to mess with her if I ever got caught in a mood lit hotel room all alone with her on a dark and stormy night. That is sort of sarcasm, I would of course love that very much. So much so that I was in fact just now fantasizing about her being this hardcore Thai assassin chick and she gets all pissed off at me for taking so long at taking her pictures when she just wants to fuck me that she beats me with her used dildo and makes me lick all of her pussy juices off while squeezing my nipple and calling me Susan. A fairly typical fantasy I know but I thought I should share it anyways in case anybody had a similar one. Maybe we could trade fantasy sex stories on my BBS sometime, or start a support group.

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Sora Aoi – Cowboy Hat and Boots

Posted on August 24, 2011 by Craig S. List |

There’s some super cute pics here of Sora Aoi wearing a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. What a sweetie pie. I want to bite that little pink tongue of hers. In a gentle, playful way of course. I’d probably even brush my teeth first, if I had a tooth brush. If any hot chicks are reading this I’m just kidding, I brush my teeth at least twice a week and my mobile number is EDITED OUT

editors note: This aint no dating site son

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Asian Girl With Guns

Posted on August 15, 2011 by Craig S. List |

A lot of guys think of Asian chicks as being all sweet and innocent as they appear on the outside. I grew up watching enough James Bond movies to know the truth, that they’re all merciless killers deep down inside. If James Bond isn’t enough evidence for you here is Irene Fah sporting dual pistols and looking like the bad ass I know she and every other Asian chick really is. I like it, I like it a lot.

editors note: James Bond isn’t real

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Ruru Anoa Nude

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Craig S. List |

We’ve got a new babe for the database today. This is Ruru Anoa from Japanese idol fame and as you can see she’s pretty nude here in some of these pics. Very nice. The setting of these pics are almost as breath taking as she is herself. I say almost yo, I’m not the gay, I look her body like way more than the pretty backgrounds. Anybody know any good ladyboy sites? No, nevermind, I didn’t mean that. This chick would be totally hot if she had a dick though. Just sayin.

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Akari Satsuki Nude

Posted on June 12, 2011 by Craig S. List |

I don’t personally know much about this Japanese babe, I’m just the writer and write about what they tell me. AS they’ve told me nothing I’ll just state the obvious, hot chick, big boobs, these pics are outdoors on a rooftop, she’s wearing purple short shorts and heels and a pink zip up top which she removes. That’s all I got. Don’t matter, people don’t surf porn blogs to read so please be to yourself enjoy these nude Askari Satsuki pictures. They’re from JSexNetwork , seems they have a few movies of her too.

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