This Asian skater girl is pretty cute though I’m not convinced she’s an authentic skateboarder. In fact, I suspect she may be a poser. But that’s okay, cuz see she’s kind enough to be the nude kind of poser and for this I can forgive her shortcomings on the quarter pipe. Just hope she’s good on a full pipe cuz I got me one of those for her. Just call me at *# removed* baby and daddy will show you how to ride it. Ask for Dave. Ohh yea, I’ll forget your name is Paris so just remind me you’re the hot skater chick from All Asians . Thanks bb.

*editors note: giving out my cell number is not the way to a raise